Whole household is still a minor chaos machine - with himself going to be away for 4 days at the end of this week putting a dent in any reading plans. But I persist ....
Finished off:
The Ledge by Christian White (FINALLY! and worth the wait I can tell you)
Started on:
A Plot to Die for by Ardal O'Hanlan (listening)
Parrot Heaven by Jessica Howland Kany (FINALLY! enjoying this one)
The Picasso Ransom by A.T. Prewett (ebook whereas the other currently reading is a physical book so I don't always have it with me)
The Ledge

When human remains are discovered in a forest, police are baffled, the locals are shocked and one group of old friends starts to panic. Their long-held secret is about to be uncovered.
It all began in 1999 when sixteen-year-old Aaron ran away from home, drawing his friends into an unforeseeable chain of events that no one escaped from unscathed.
In The Ledge, past and present run breathlessly parallel, leading to a cliff-hanger nobody will see coming. This is a mind-bending new novel from the master of the unexpected.
A Plot to Die For

The first in a mystery series from the much-loved Irish actor, writer and comedian, for readers who enjoy the warmth of Graham Norton and the mystery of Death in Paradise , all wrapped up in one small Irish town.
When beloved celebrity gardener Finn O’Leary returns to his hometown of Abbeyford in Ireland to care for his aging mother, he is naturally roped into the Tidy Towns committee.
The Tidy Towns is a competition fanatically fought over by every town and village in the land. And for his best friend’s sister, Aoife, it’s a competition she’s determined to win. With everyone’s favourite gardener on board, she is sure that this year Abbeyford will take home the prize. But Finn’s not been back long when an alto-baritone at his mother’s choir practice drops dead during a rendition of ‘What the World Needs Now’.
With more at stake than just winning Tidy Towns, Finn soon finds himself trying to solve a murder – or two. For one of his many qualities is that people tend to confide in him…
With his mother, her carer and Aoife in tow, Finn sets out to discover just who has brought murder to Abbeyford.
Parrot Heaven

BDTH! The Foveaux Fisherman Facebook page posts this acronym to advise Rakiura Stewart Islanders to ‘batten down the hatches’ before severe weather events.
New Zealand’s southernmost librarian Maudie Sanderson reckons this warning could be applied to her life in general these days.
Haunted by a parrot and falsely accused of soliciting d**k pics, Maudie navigates a minefield of rabbit holes and mental health crises as she struggles to be a fit and proper person in a pandemic-hungover world. Sidelined by buggered knees, the avid runner needs projects to maintain sanity.
Island life keeps her busy. Maudie is drawn into an axe cult, scraps with the preschool teacher, discusses The Epic of Gilgamesh in a jailhouse book club, and mis-manages a community astronomy course. When a shocking crime wreaks havoc on her family, she dons her deerstalker cap and dives into the investigation.
All the while, Maudie feels a growing kinship with the ancient desert king Gilgamesh, as the words from 5,000-year-old clay tablets guide her through life’s myriad of mysteries.
Parrot Heaven, Jessica Howland Kany
Because I'd read (and loved) A RUNNERS GUIDE TO RAKIURA by Jessica Howland Kany first I was prepared for PARROT HEAVEN. Which was handy because the slightly chaotic styling of the first novel is ramped up even more in this one - to frequently hilarious levels, although anybody new to this series may just wonder what the actual... .
If you're in that space, stick with it. This is crime fiction (in that there is some crime sprinkled throughout), but it's mostly storytelling about a place, some people, and a life that's, well different, probably doesn't come close to explaining it.
If you need to know more about who Maudie and Vil are, along with many of Vil's extended family, and the slightly batty residents of New Zealand's Rakiura Stewart Island, as seen through the eyes of outsider Maudie, then I'd strongly suggest that you check out what details you can glean from the first book. Whilst it won't be necessary to have read the earlier to launch into this second outing it may help, but then again, if you're the sort of reader that can't settle into chaos then nothing may help.
Short synopsis first - Maudie and Vil, now married, with a couple of young kids are getting on with small island / wild weather / mad community life quite well - albeit haunted by the death of their beloved parrot, and the havoc wreaked by Bathmat the goat. Life with a toddler is proving somewhat of a challenge that Vil mostly meets by sitting in a bathchair on the lawn looking at nothing in particular while Maudie texts him little gems like "is our girl batshit?", and the goat eats his phone, and his divorced parents remarry treating their guests to a wedding cake full of wormholes (you'll have to read the book), and his father (referred to throughout as Dogbox) is charged with murder.
Of course nothing's as simple as a bit of a murder charge (which also comes such a long way into the book that you might be wondering if this thing has been mislabelled by then), there's also an axe cult, The Epic of Gilgamesh, a particularly mismanaged community astronomy course, and the local pub quiz. Meanwhile as the murder (yes it is sort of still in there), threatens to wreak havoc on the family, Maudie steps into conduct her own investigation - buggered knees, missing prosthetic toes (first book - or you'll work it out here), and surprisingly literate, but frankly vaguely batshit crazy, toddler daughter, son, fisherman husband Vil, mother-in-law, madhouse community and all.
Written in a slightly chaotic style of short paragraphs, flow shifts, funny observations, lunatic conversation ploys, mad people and crazy goings on, PARROT HEAVEN is so far from traditional crime fiction that familiar territory is so much further than a packed lunch and waterbag will take you. This is the journey is more important than the destination reading, although to be honest the journey seemed to have thrown the map and compass into the nearest tidal pool. All of which matters not a jot - get the sense of humour and gentle love for this community at the core of these books, and a reader is in for a hell of a ride.
The Picasso Ransom

'Can we try escaping just a little slower?'
Fact: In 1986, Picasso's Weeping Woman was stolen from the National Gallery of Victoria. To this day, the culprits have never been identified.
Here's what happened.
Maybe.
Phoebe is about to turn 70, and has grown sick of retirement. She enrols in an evening art course, where she befriends fellow retirees Eva and Dave. They also happen to be studying across the road from a two-million-dollar Picasso.
The trio make a promising start, only to find that the school is to be closed due to arts cuts implemented by a blundering government minister. The protests of a student activist group - under 30s only - fall on deaf ears.
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