Simon Haynes

Haynes, Simon

Hal Spacejock

Bored with on-time deliveries? Want your valuable cargo strewn across the nearest planet? Call Hal Spacejock! Partial deliveries, non-arrivals and total write-offs a specialty.

An incompetent, accident-prone pilot is given one last chance to save his ship. An ageing...Read more

Hal Spacejock, Simon Haynes

I realise the idea of me actually exercising is going to stretch the imaginations of one or two people, but sometimes, I do attempt a little bit.

Not often and certainly none of that raising a sweat panting and puffing palaver.

If I can't read a book while I'm...Read more

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Yard Fail

When Ralph Swindon tinkers in his workshop, the whole world hold its breath.Read more