Simon Haynes

Haynes, Simon

Just Desserts

Hal Spacejock has a problem. His cargo hold is packed with luxury foodstuffs, and the freezer equipment he bought from Bent Jimmy has just failed.Clunk predicted this of course, but does Hal ever listen?Now they need replacement parts before their cargo rots, and they're...Read more

Hal Spacejock

Bored with on-time deliveries? Want your valuable cargo strewn across the nearest planet? Call Hal Spacejock! Partial deliveries, non-arrivals and total write-offs a specialty.

An incompetent, accident-prone pilot is given one last chance to save his ship. An ageing...Read more

Hal Spacejock, Simon Haynes

I realise the idea of me actually exercising is going to stretch the imaginations of one or two people, but sometimes, I do attempt a little bit.

Not often and certainly none of that raising a sweat panting and puffing palaver.

If I can't read a book while I'm...Read more

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Yard Fail

When Ralph Swindon tinkers in his workshop, the whole world hold its breath.Read more